[There's a low, pleased sounding hum over the phone line one morning. Then a chuckle. Australia is obviously amused by something and then he starts to sing:]

Once a jolly swagman camped by the billabong,
Under the shade of a Coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled,
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me!

[He ( Read more... )

So... Little party thing at Jacko's. Who's going? That lot didn't strike me as the friendly type, nice of them to open up.

[A while after the phone call, Australia will be wandering around the library, reading anything that catches his eye and browsing the shelves. Feel free to catch him in any section- from the children's section to the non- ( Read more... )

[It's another sunny day in Mayfield, as Australia finds himself in the newly named "Kelly" household, 1750 Partridge Drive. He is understandably confused.]

G'day, operator? Can I have the number for the Aussie embassy? Or, uh, hell, what the fuck was septic's phone number...

[Then Australia covers the mouth piece of the phone to talk to someone else ( Read more... )